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application but they acted like they didnt know what I was talking about. I figure with families as friggin large as theirs, you could just pull a "wedding crashers" type thing. Spend a couple months in the tanning salon, buy some saudi garb, and just start showing up at events claiming to be someone's cousin. Doubt they'll even know the difference, lol. First stop would be the yearly populace-bribe, "your majesty, my camels are sick, my son is gay, and my 3 wives have started nagging me in shifts....I request a 50k gift certificate from SPL and Coz. Many thanks your excellency".
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